i got all sorts of solutions for you being at 2 stages at once, even 3 or 4 stages: catapult, clones, stunt doubles, cut out of yourself, a bunch of mirrors, some sort of iphone on a tripod, teleportation, magic, black magic, voodoo, brujeria, selling your soul to satan, star trek beam up machine, get the Funx3 Fest DVD free with a years subscription to Hustler magazine, help me push some stages together, Delorean from Back to the Future, machine from The Fly movie, order Funx3 Fest on payperview, spin earth the earth in opposte direction after each set Superman style, die before or during Funx3 Fest and become ghost and fly back and forth