So my awesome roommate bought his tickets online
Emilio: Dude! Why don't I just get your ticket with mine?
Nino: Foreal dude? I don't get paid till friday can i pay u back.
Emilio: Well duh just smoke me out
Nino: Yes sir.
So he gets me my ticket SUPER EXCITED FUNFUN! I have to see Cap N Jazz. I come home on friday so i can give my awesome roommate his awesome money.
Nino: DUDE YES HERE U GO!
Emilio: Oh i sold your ticket to Daniel(other roommate)
Nino: Cunt patty
Roommate = not so awesome