My F^3Fest Prep List
this is just a list of stuff i've been doing to get ready for the fest..
2 four lokos every morning/
lip syncing to relevant songs/
preparing esoteric 'shout outs' and memorizing names of relevant ND stars 2 seem more genuine in front of my hipster peers/
finding the best face paints that will compliment my skin tone/
decoupaging my flask with relevant lomographic images/
getting my 'yeah, i'm drunk - wtf are you looking at, u fucking lamestreamer/mainstreamer?' face down/
not eating/only eating taco bell chicken burrito's 2 get that sexy
sort of look/
perfecting the two-handed wrap around from behind grip and slow swing on my gf for when ernie green plays 'feelin' it all around'/
watching a 'shit ton' of wes andy movies/
waiting for my UO oxfords to come in!!1/
holding my pee/poop all day so that i can be front row for ben and andy!!/
building a shrine in the corner of my cramped ass room/dancing/cracking that whip for Bob's speedy recovery.