My F^3Fest Prep List

Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 2:54 PM By: ashley alford

this is just a list of stuff i've been doing to get ready for the fest..

2 four lokos every morning/
lip syncing to relevant songs/
preparing esoteric 'shout outs' and memorizing names of relevant ND stars 2 seem more genuine in front of my hipster peers/
finding the best face paints that will compliment my skin tone/
push-ups/
decoupaging my flask with relevant lomographic images/
getting my 'yeah, i'm drunk - wtf are you looking at, u fucking lamestreamer/mainstreamer?' face down/
not eating/only eating taco bell chicken burrito's 2 get that sexy
'Marasmus-but-with-tattoos-badass-hair-and-huge-ass-glasses'
sort of look/
perfecting the two-handed wrap around from behind grip and slow swing on my gf for when ernie green plays 'feelin' it all around'/
watching a 'shit ton' of wes andy movies/
waiting for my UO oxfords to come in!!1/
holding my pee/poop all day so that i can be front row for ben and andy!!/
building a shrine in the corner of my cramped ass room/dancing/cracking that whip for Bob's speedy recovery.

  1. ashley alford avatar

    On Fri, Oct 29, 2010 at 12:55 PM, ashley alford said:

    i think the look this year is looking like a native american bro...

  2. ashley alford avatar

    On Fri, Oct 29, 2010 at 12:54 PM, ashley alford said:

    I knoooooooo...

  3. ItsGonRain avatar

    On Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 10:13 AM, ItsGonRain said:

    or are bandanas too lamestream now??

  4. ItsGonRain avatar

    On Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 8:54 AM, ItsGonRain said:

    don't forget to iron/not iron your bandana bro

  5. rachelrachellehcarlehcar avatar

    On Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 7:01 AM, rachelrachellehcarlehcar said:

    ugh ashley you know I'm not really crazy. you know I'm just a relevant indie girl just trying to listen to best coast, smoke dank, and write songs about my boyfriend all day while playing with my cats. you know this.

  6. ashley alford avatar

    On Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 4:56 AM, ashley alford said:

    I was going to reply on your wall, crazy-ass rachel, and then realized that I hadn't posted a blog in a while...

  7. Ram avatar

    On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 10:44 PM, Ram said:

    ha, four lokos.

  8. rachelrachellehcarlehcar avatar

    On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 6:50 PM, rachelrachellehcarlehcar said:

    did you write this as an answer to my question to you, or was that pure coincidence?

  9. courtney cutthroat avatar

    On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 3:20 PM, courtney cutthroat said:

    crack that whip hard!

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