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Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 11:14 AM By: Bad Guy Zero

I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. My black heart swells whenever I think about how lucky I am to live in a world where someone created a website that permits to share the love. Of course I am talking about someecards.com. They have the perfect card for every occassion.

You have a friend that's feeling ill?


Wishing you a speedy recovery from your imaginary illness

Need to let that special fellow know he's tops in your book?


If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor

Need to let someone know you're sorry?




Don't forget...the holidays/alcoholidays are right around the corner.


All I want for Christmas is free access to the Web's finest bukkake sites

I'm telling you, they have a card for every occassion on that site. And if you can't find the perfect one you can create your own [I created the "fingercuffs" card above...no, it was not for my personal use]. So take a few minutes to brighten up somebody's day. They'll love you or hate you for taking the time.

  1. patton avatar

    On Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 11:15 PM, patton said:

    this is excellent

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