Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 11:48 AM By: Bad Guy Zero

We all know that The Devil wears Prada. But what happens when the Prada gets dirty? What detergent does The Devil use? 'Cause frankly I don't see The Devil as being the type of being to tolerate dry cleaners shenanigans. I now share with you THE definitive answer.
I was shopping at Targhetto today and passed an endcap with various laundry detergents that had been marked down. I stopped to check the prices as laundry detergent was specifically one of the items I needed to pick up. My heart skipped when my gaze fell upon this bottle of Ultra Tide with Bleach Alternative.


Let him who hath understanding reckon the price of The Beast's detergent. For it is in American currency.
It's price is six hundred and sixty-six cents!


  1. kris avatar

    On Wed, Sep 23, 2009 at 7:42 AM, kris said:

    I always new that Tide was an agent of evil. anyone remember Red Tide? And what color is the tide bottle? RED ORANGE. Not a coincidence, people.

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