I work for an internet help desk. So, I spend 8 hours a day on the phone walking people through setting up their e-mail, getting connected to the internet, troubleshooting problems, with their connections etc.
Some times they say incredibly funny things. Today, this lady in West Virginia said this:
"We're having some problems with our neighbors jackin' off our internet. I got told we should get the internet password protected. I figured it out because they were always sitting on the front porch with their laptops and I went over and asked 'Who's internet are you jackin' off of?' They told me the network name and I thought, 'damn it, I bet that's mine'."
I am so glad I have a mute button on my phone.