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I work for an internet help desk. So, I spend 8 hours a day on the phone walking people through setting up their e-mail, getting connected to the internet, troubleshooting problems, with their connections etc.
Some times they say incredibly funny things. Today, this lady in West Virginia said this:
"We're having some problems with our neighbors jackin' off our internet. I got told we should get the internet password protected. I figured it out because they were always sitting on the front porch with their laptops and I went over and asked 'Who's internet are you jackin' off of?' They told me the network name and I thought, 'damn it, I bet that's mine'."
I am so glad I have a mute button on my phone.
Comments
On Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 8:49 AM, byrone said:
lulz! two good stories. this one's not as funny: i was sitting outside work smoking with a pal yesterday, and this dude peter pulls in, and gets out of his car. my friend james turns to me and goes, "man, peter has a nice ass", takes a sip of his coffee, and then goes, ..."car. he's got a nice ass car." me: "ohhhhhhhh no, don't try to cover it up now, the truth came out!! i'm telling everybody." so now today, ppl are hey like, "hey dude, there goes peter- why don't you go tell him what a nice ass he has, and how you wanna squeeze it and stuff?" .... good times.
On Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 7:10 AM, BtotheILL said:
hahahahahahaha. that's awesome.
On Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 4:56 AM, rachelrachellehcarlehcar said:
I laughed out loud so loudly at this. I could never do your job because I'd just make it worse. I'd so be asking questions to make her jack off again.
My sister and I were once at the bar-b-que and this man was telling a friend of mine how he accidentally called his daughter a cheerleader when she was in drill team. and he said "she ate my ass out for 3 hours" my sister and I immediately looked at each other, I screamed (literally screamed) "omg thats so gross" and then we proceeded to geek out for a good half hour. pretty sure he meant chewed his ass, but ate his ass out was just soooo funny