Random Thoughts...

Wed, Sep 28, 2011 at 5:12 AM By: Hey.Dude

I woke up really early this morning to get ready for work and take a friend to the airport. She's visiting the New England area for a few weeks. I hate her. Anyways, here are some random thoughts that I had while driving to and from the airport:

I hate it when cops tailgate you for a very long time. There is a reason I am in the slow lane, and there happens to be another lane for you to use to pass me. Also, if you want to pull me over, do it. Don't be a jackass about it.

Breakfast Tacos and a Dr. Pepper are all you need for a well balanced breakfast. Forget what the food pyramid tells you. Also, add salsa verde and pico de gallo, if you are daring.

If I had a superhero power, it would totally be the power to read minds or the ability to fly.

Go Cards! Beat the Astros!

  1. lifeonadklein avatar

    On Wed, Sep 28, 2011 at 11:24 AM, lifeonadklein said:

    Texas state troopers are the worst. I had one pull me over for speeding, dumbass thought that the dead skunk smell close by was marijuana and had me do a sobriety test.

  2. lifeonadklein avatar

    On Wed, Sep 28, 2011 at 11:23 AM, lifeonadklein said:

    Texas state troopers are the worst. I had one pull me over for speeding, dumbass thought that the dead skunk smell close by was marijuana and had me do a sobriety test.

  3. byrone avatar

    On Wed, Sep 28, 2011 at 8:14 AM, byrone said:

    flying FTW. i'm kinda hoping for reincarnation, for a shot at being a bird.

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuck reading minds. i don't wanna know things that i'd wish i didn't.

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