finally, bacon lube.

Sat, Nov 26, 2011 at 6:13 PM By: getschmann

"You've always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns. "
buy it here.

  1. Drewwhitman avatar

    On Thu, Dec 8, 2011 at 10:53 AM, Drewwhitman said:

    Nothing sexier than bacon and roast beef haha

  2. getschmann avatar

    On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 6:52 PM, getschmann said:

    is that a place in austin? never heard of it. i go to franks for bacon vodka bloody marys when i need a bacon fix.

  3. Pint O'Salsa avatar

    On Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 6:29 AM, Pint O'Salsa said:

    Have you been to Bacon yet? I've heard nothing but awesome things which I mean they sell bacon why the fuck would it NOT be awesome.

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