omg

Thu, Jul 26, 2012 at 5:36 PM By: getschmann

haven't they ever heard don't hate the player hate the game.
can't be big pimpin with no weenie.

"Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers."
huffington post

  1. Phillip avatar

    On Thu, Jul 26, 2012 at 6:13 PM, Phillip said:

    Hikes! Good thing Mad Men isn't from the Zhejiang province or else ol' Don Draper would have suffered a fate worse than death a thousand times over.

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