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After weeks of posting a factual listing of the attributes of the miniature refrigerator my boss had tasked me with selling to no avail, I decided to get kooky. The fridge sold an hour after I put up the following ad on Craigslist:

Are You Ready For the Weekend?

Not if your beer is getting warm!

Nothing will ruin a relaxing evening like going to the fridge to get a beer, and finding that you have no fridge! It is a commonly held fact that warm beer, although still retaining its serviceable alcohol content, is otherwise totally useless. Lets be serious here, people,

AUSTIN IS HOT AS HELL

COLD BEER IS THE ANSWER!

THIS FRIDGE WILL KEEP YOUR BEER COLD

What is that you say, you already have a refrigerator? Allow me to ask you a question, is your refrigerator in the same room as your television? If you are like 98% of American households, the answer is no. You do realize that the NFL preseason is well under its way and if your beer is in a completely separate room from the tv, you will inevitably miss Brett Favre's first interception of 2009 whilst seeking inebriating refreshment. Tony Romo improved his situation by ditching the ditz, and you are still waiting for a commercial break/pausing the dvr once you reach the bottom of your Lonestar? It is time to evolve!

THIS FRIDGE WILL FIT NEXT TO YOUR COUCH!

IF YOU PUT A BLANKET OVER IT THE MRS WILL THINK YOU GOT HER A NEW ENDTABLE

This fully functional white miniature refrigerator is about 2.5'x2'x1.5' ( about 4.4 cubic feet). That means it will hold a lot of beer! Sells new for about three times what it will cost you to imbibe at the recommended temperature. It is a Goldstar GR 151SPF model, with a little freezer with ice cube tray.