So thats how it is.

Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 2:02 PM By: no ashley is

Slowly but surely, few of my "kindof used to be important in weird ways" guy friends have found that I've a bun in the oven. Sadly, their reactions to such news, especially the fact that I haven't told them "personally," have been extremely short of enthusiastic. Now now now, I'm in no way expecting tons of praise and all that weird shit like one falls into from family. Maybe a "cool" or "oh okay" or even "have fun, be safe, show me pictures of the thing after it's born." BUT NOT, "wow, that's crazy" or "wow...you're pregnant" or "really? that sucks." What a bunch of dickholes. Pure cocksuckers. I can't even begin. Maybe it's my hormones, but a little fake nice is better than a "now you're boring and getting fat, so the fact that we won't be fucking again is now a reality so I'm PISSED OFF at your boyfriend and future baby and taking it out on you."

Thanks, you know who you are.

I reaaaallllllyyyy want some cake!

  1. no ashley is avatar

    On Sun, Jul 3, 2011 at 9:00 AM, no ashley is said:

    Haha I don't mind them being lamers at all. I just wanted to get 10 points from somewhere.
    Lolz. Thanks

  2. Mista PP avatar

    On Sun, Jul 3, 2011 at 5:24 AM, Mista PP said:

    I'm not defending those guys in the least (they should be able to muster up at *least* a little bit of the "fake nice", dammit!), but sometimes big (BIG) "milestone-event type" news like this makes others reflect on their age, where they are in life, and what big "mile-stone events" they have (or haven't) achieved. Try not to let it get you down, guys can be jerks. FFF is excited for you!!!!!!!!

    I hope you got some cake! :)

  3. inkboy200x avatar

    On Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 2:43 PM, inkboy200x said:

    guys are weird (i should know, i am a guy last time i checked). Oh and we have tons of frozen cake here where i work for some reason. Not ice cream cake, which is what i initially thought it was, just cake that is frozen for some reason. frozen cake.... i dont get it...

  4. byrone avatar

    On Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 2:22 PM, byrone said:

    yeah, a little "fake nice" can go a long way, sometimes :)

    also, congrats, and good luck!

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