Xibalba- their only texas date is in my shitty hometown. What are the ODDS? I'm stoked beyond belief. Beers, boob sweat, and...breakdowns? I need another B-word. Breakdowns doesn't really work.
Oh hey! There's my little daughter "cruising" the furniture while I post this. Hopefully she doesn't fall. Jk, I'm watching her. She's been hanging out with a huge 9 month old baby boy named Stevie so they try to one up each other. D'aww, it's love.