If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you really wanna know the truth." -- The Catcher in the Rye

I'm a liquor snob, a book snob, a movie snob, a music snob... I'm just a fucking snob. I'm too old not to have preferences. Deal with it.