I really like going on road trips. Unfortunately, I'm less than five miles from Waterloo Park...so Fun Fun Fun Fest isn't really a road trip. But then again, people road trip to places like Bonnaroo where they wallow in mud for days with their foul-smelling brethren and pay 20 bucks for BBQ that isn't even from Texas. Plus who wants to stand in the rain with some East Coast types just to watch a drugged out jam band play "songs" for what must seem like a longer time than the Bush Administration spent "running" this country into the kind of rut that only a black-hearted deconstructionist could appreciate?